Taxi!

"May 26th. Four o'clock p.m. I took Betsy to Charles Coffee Shop on Columbus Circle. I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese. I think that was a good selection. Betsy had coffee and a fruit salad dish. She could have had anything she wanted."

Apple pie with a cheese crust

Taxi driver (1976)

“An apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.” So the Yorkshire saying goes anyway. The content of the movie itself could make any discussion of kissing and squeezing a little difficult so I’m going to stick to the pie. Robert de Niro’s character doesn’t give us too many clues about this recipe. I could have created a pie with a cheese topping, with cream cheese as the wetting agent in the pastry or with cheese chunks mixed into the apple. If any of these appeal to you then please adapt this recipe accordingly. I could have completely opted out and just served the cheese on the side however I did know that Travis specifically said melted cheese. To make this more palatable I’ve added the cheese to the pastry.

Apple pies always benefit from a savoury pastry as this brings out the apply tartness. Adding the strong tangy cheese allows the sweetness to be enhanced even further. This is the one time I wouldn’t add any cinnamon to an apple pie although a few cloves would work if you wanted that additional edge. Serve these individual pies when they have just begun to cool. Cold single cream works the best as an accompaniment; custard and ice cream are better saved for other puddings.

“Are you talkin’ to me?” I very much doubt it; my mouth is far too full with this delicious apple pie for me to speak.

Mise en scene

Pastry

250g plain flour

125g butter or margarine

100g strong cheddar (finely grated)

Cold water

Apple filling

3 or 4 large bramley apples

Sugar

four hole large Yorkshire pudding tin

It's all in the edit

Pre heat oven to 200C Gas 6

1. Place flour and fat into a large bowl and rub in the fat until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs. Stir in the grated cheese. Using a round bladed knife stir in the cold water a little at a time until the mixture begins to come together. Use your hands to form a ball of pastry. Wrap the pastry in cling film and rest for half an hour or so in the fridge.

2. Roll out the pastry, line the Yorkshire pudding pans with pastry and bake blind for 15 minutes. Prick with a fork or fill with baking beans. Allow to cool.

3. Peel and core the apples. Cut into generous sized chunks and place in a saucepan with a splash of water, a knob of butter and sugar to taste.

4. Gently cook the apple until the edges of each piece just begins to soften. Don’t cook to a mush as the apple will continue to cook in the oven. Put the part cooked apple each part baked shell and top with a little more sugar if it tastes very sharp. Cut out circles of pastry and pop over the apple. Press to seal. Make a small slit in the pie crusts to let steam escape and bake for 20 to 30 minutes or until the pastry is golden brown and the apple is bubbling.

5. Serve with ice cold single cream.

6. Taxi!

Mayonnaise cake

As promised I did make the Blue Peter cake from the previous post. Put on your pinny, get out your mixing bowl and have a go. Here is the reason your mum wouldn't let you watch Magpie. They may have been far more attractive presenters but they couldn't make a cake like this.

In case you are interested we do have a Blue Peter badge in our house, and no it isn't mine!

Here's one I made earlier.

Yesterday I blogged that Blue Peter was responsible of the decline in home made pancakes. I thought today I'd better put the record straight and give a Blue Peter recipe that works and is a little unusual. The surprise ingredient is mayonnaise. I'd guess from the position of this recipe in my mum's recipe book that this is from the early 80's.

Guess what I'm making later. Anyone else have favourite Blue Peter recipes they want to share?

An expert tosser.

Blue Peter cakes and pancakes

Sadly the time has come. My girls are now far too old to watch Blue Peter. For those reading this outside the UK Blue Peter is a very long running children's T.V.magazine programme. A national treasure and part of growing up for many of the UK's population. This revelatory fact hadn't really hit home until Tuesday. Pancake day. I suddenly realised that for the past couple of years we haven't sat down together to watch a children's T.V. presenter ritually humiliate themselves on live television.

(watch from 2 mins for the pancakes)

I think Blue Peter may single-handedly be responsible for the sudden rise in the sales of pre-made pancakes and shake 'n' pour batter mixes.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/8366548/Shrove-Tuesday-the-rise-of-the-ready-made-pancake.html

Generations of children have grown up watching these very capable adults make complete idiots of themselves annually. They can kayak the length of the Amazon, wrangle a baby elephant and play grade 8 violin but these men and women cannot make a pancake.

Those poor people were never going to succeed. My Mum always said the first pancake was for the birds, and Blue Peter only had time for the presenter to mix, cook and toss once. The pan was never hot enough, the batter hadn't rested, the cameras were running and a pet was probably in danger of singeing itself on the hot plate.

Pancakes are very easy! They need no more than a squeeze of lemon and a sprinkle of sugar. Mind you a healthy dollop of Nutella isn't too shabby either. Perhaps in best Blue Peter style I ought to say fresh fruit also makes a most acceptable filling too.

Mise en scene

1 large egg,

125g plain flour

1/2 pint milk

pinch of salt

flavourless oil

large frying pan

toppings of your choice

It's all in the edit.

• Pin your Blue Peter badge firmly onto your chest, take a deep breath and "action".
• Sieve the flour into a large bowl and stir in the salt.
• Break the egg into the milk and whisk together.
• Whisking all the time add the milk and egg mixture into the flour. Keep whisking until well combined and the mixture is relatively lump free. Set to one side.
• Heat your frying pan to a medium high heat. Add a little oil, wipe with a paper towel to remove any excess and add a ladle of batter.
• Immediately swirl the pan to coat the whole of the pan with a thin layer of batter. Place over the heat and cook until the batter bubbles and crisps at the edges.
• Using a spatula flip the pancake over. Toss by all means but if you want to eat the pancakes it may be an idea to wash the kitchen floor before you start making the pancakes and then you will be able to apply the "5 second rule" without worrying!
• Cook on the other side for a few seconds until golden.
• Repeat until all batter is used up.
• If all else fails have a few of the ready made ones in the freezer and you can always lie and say, "Here's one I made earlier".

Voiceover

Lemon juice and sugar is the most usual and traditional pancake topping but why not try a savoury filling too?

OMG you are sooooooooo embarrassing!

“My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes.”

Hollandaise sauce

I’m constantly being accused of screwing up my children’s lives, mostly by my teenaged children I hasten to add and not from too many people in authority. I seem to spend my time deliberately causing them psychological harm by dressing oddly, laughing inappropriately or, and this is the worst sin of all singing and or dancing publically. Come to think of it my children have more rules about behaviour and public decency than the Taliban!

I suppose they ought to thank their lucky stars that they didn’t have a parent like Daniel Hilliard played by Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire. I shudder to think what the teenage rules are on a parent cross dressing in public. Not only that but affecting an accent in public doesn’t seem to endear you to the offspring either!

Euphegenia tries her best to be a 3* chef but seems only to be able to set fire to her prosthetic bosoms. Perhaps that should be a salutary lesson to us all that enhancing your assets via plastic surgery could get you more than you bargained for!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAp8j4c2LGs

(The embed feature for this scene has been disabled so just click the link to watch the clip - sorry)

Having failed to make a Hollandaise for the supper Mrs Doubtfire buys in the meal from a local restaurant. It cost a fortune so I’d try this for yourself; it is easy if you follow the instructions carefully! Keep away from naked flames if any prosthetics are involved.

Cast and crew

2 egg yolks

1 tsp lemon juice plus a little squeeze more

100g melted butter (cooled)

White pepper and salt to taste.

Mise en scene

· Take a deep breath and do this slowly and carefully. Put a pinny on and tuck in any bits of you that may be flammable.

· Poach an egg or steam some asparagus ready for this unctuous sauce.

· Melt the butter in a saucepan and leave to cool.

· In a separate pan bring an inch of water to a shiver. The water needs to stay just below boiling point, where the surface of the water moves but doesn’t bubble.

· Place a heatproof bowl over the sauce pan containing the hot water. Place the lemon juice into the bowl along with the two egg yolks and whisk until the mixture begins to thicken.

· Add in the butter a little at a time. If you can persuade a minion to pour the butter in in a thin stream that is good. Whisk all the time.

· The sauce should be a little thinner than mayonnaise. Remember you need to pour it over the eggs or asparagus -or even both.

· Season to taste with salt, pepper and a further squeeze of lemon if you’d like it. Under no circumstances should this have the faint tang of burnt rubber.

· If you do have a disaster get a take out, but get the restaurant to tell you the cost before the delivery boy turns up with the meal.

Voiceover

If you have made a hollandaise then have a go at a béarnaise sauce. Replace the lemon with a vinegar and shallot reduction and season with tarragon and chervil. You can serve this with grilled meats or just dunk chunky chips in it!